(#034) “…the Commons VII – Cer, Ber, Rus”

Eris, on one hand, is an elegant common carrier with manners, well-trained in her work. It seems she always allocates the right amount of time to everything and gives the appropriate attention, so that in one way or another, she always returns home earlier with her cargo, whether it’s the same or heavier.

On the other hand, as commonly known, or rather as Manqui once taught Choky in the classes of new Astronomy, it is the name of the fifth dwarf planet discovered after Pluto, Demeter, Makemake, and Haumea, in the solar system. It is the ninth largest known body orbiting the Sun, without being a satellite.

It reflects 90% of the sunlight, making it the second most reflective known body of such a beautiful kind, which in one case cannot go unnoticed by the trio of three opportunistic Hounds, who locate and follow her even to the market exit, while in the other, it was first observed by Michael Brown in 2005.

Jokingly, he temporarily named the dwarf planet “Xena,” from the eponymous series of old television, and consequently, its tiny moon was temporarily named “Gabrielle,” after a character from the same TV series. However, since it is not customary to give names of television heroes to celestial bodies, Brown himself eventually proposed for these two celestial bodies the names Eris and Dysnomia, as he associated this planet with the Goddess of strife Eris and her daughter.
The reason for choosing the name is that because, due to its slightly larger size than Pluto’s, it created a major legal issue in the conferences of astronomers regarding what constitutes a planet and what does not, with the corresponding consequence of Pluto’s exile from the planetary choir and its official designation as a dwarf planet.
It reminded of the apple of discord sent by the goddess Eris out of anger to the three Olympian goddesses, Athena, Hera, and Aphrodite, because they did not invite her to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis, resulting in the Trojan War.
Manqui did not know if her daughter was born then, but he told Choky that she was subsequently characterized as a type of aphasia, where the patient loses and cannot recall the structure of words, unable to express themselves through language. Future research has shown that engagement in writing, composition, and creative arts can mitigate degeneration to the point of elimination.

For now, Eris is the farthest object in the solar system that has been discovered so far, except for some comets. Its distance from the Sun is 100 Astronomical Units, while it follows an extremely inclined orbit around it. Due to the long duration of its orbit, it remains in each zodiac sign for 15 to 100 years while it takes about 557 years to complete it.

Her fragrant vagina, throughout this journey, is capable of driving the flock of three Cer, Ber, and Russ mad, who will soon want to bring it close to them at any cost.

“What kind of dog are you? We want you to take a walk with us,” shouts Rous as the leader.

The towering reflective pulse that vibrates Eris manifests like lightning.

“Fine, in their time! I declare… that I have… unavailability!”

Educatedly warned by her whoman about everything that could happen to her in such cases, she prepared to pave the way for her escape, but she needed a little more distance. To gain time, she misled the flock by gracefully tossing scents here and there, and they, obediently, followed. This little game made the would-be assailants show patience and willingness for reward, but it turned out that she so dangerously agile managed to tease them again to boiling.

The pack of three is so dizzy and intoxicated that it will lose orientation and target in whirlwinds of invisible pleasure. But also so obsessed that it will not lose the scent stamp wherever it runs to hide, no matter how far away it moves and how many Firsts, Seconds, Thirds, and even Fourths distances crosses.
She quietly continued to change directions constantly, and with sudden decelerations and accelerations, she managed to confuse the flock and move away enough to make the parallel critical decision to protect the true location of her home.

“Since I’m escaping so easily, I don’t think I need to lead them home. Maybe I’ll take a walk myself… I’ll go that way.”

In front of her, a maze of nodes, crossed in random assemblies, unfolded. Her training as a carrier has given her the ability to predict the next and subsequent assemblies, so her jumps are always doubly synchronized.
Without being completely sure, she would have thought that she ultimately escaped quite easily and that the initial fear she felt ultimately turned out to be psychogenic.

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